in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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