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say what?
wanna hang out?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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