omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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