I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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