glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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