I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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