yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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