so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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