What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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