respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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