is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Someone shattered a urinal.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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