How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
