if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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