I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
