You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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