UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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