all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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