can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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