So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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