we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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