i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Randomize