Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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