my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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