he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
