ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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