cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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