I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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