**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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