Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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