i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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