thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
