I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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