something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
