Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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