dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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