i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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