and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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