That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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