Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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