I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Do you still have your period?
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
The power of my boobs compel you
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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