Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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