i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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