The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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