my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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