super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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