Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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