Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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