Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
tell me about the eggs
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