I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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