North Korea, Best Korea!
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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