giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Randomize
