Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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