I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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