When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
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