who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Let's paint friendship bongs
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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