Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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