found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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